Top 10 TUAW Posts of ALL TIME

Yes, it's the fabled Top 10! Here we go!

10.) Are We Going To See The Blue Man Group In A Sillhouette Ad?

I love the BMG. They are awsome. So when my favorite blog posted about my favorite band, I was psyched. I wasn't a fan of calling them "evenyone's favorite blue sellouts", but still.

9.) Governor Steve?

Hey, if AHH-nuld could do it, why not Jobs?

8.) Test Drive a Mac mini

So, why not? This news hit most major outlets and made it on two popular podcasts: Diggnation and TWiT.

7.) New iBook Leak or Photoshop Fake?

Watch as the intrepid TUAW readers bust this one right open! Now all we need are Jamie and Adam to make it an offically busted myth.

6.) CNN Predicts iTunes Music Store Downfall

Just as they predicted Al Gore as the presidental winner, CNN is pulling into it's bag of tricks to predict the fallof the iTMS!

5.) Dog Eats End of Power Adapter

Ew! Plus, is that what I think I see in that photo too!

4.) Steve jobs Stanford Commencement Speech

My favorite commecement speech ever, beating Jon Stewarts last year to W&M, is beautifully written and has jabs at Windows! What more could you want?

3.) WWDC Stevenote Megapost aka The Shit Hits the Fan

It happens. The switch, it happens.....

Only thing bigger than this would be for GWB to say that we are adopting German as our offical language and we should think of him as the second coming of Hitler.

2.) Hernico County Dumping iBooks for $50 Each

I was in 8th grade in Henrico county when this deal went down. I have lived with Apple a significant part of my high school life, so it was a sad day they decided to dump OSX and go towards the dark side. Then they added salt to the wound and sold each one off for a $50. Will they ever get their pay back?

1.) $50 iBooks Cause Stampede

Oh, I guess so. I know some who were involved in this fiasco, including the guy who drove his car through the mob and the one guy who helped that poor old lady who was trampled. I'm now in college and I have a PowerBook and we now live in Philly, so I can finally say that I no longer support this sad county. I win. :)

Hello Neighbour...

Holy fuck, I'm Mr. Rodgers! AHAH!

Anyway, school starts soon, that sucks, also here is an update on my life...

iPod= 20g 3rd gen
sex= none yet
music= tons more
cabel internet= finally here

Time is Overrated

Think about it. Nobody likes time. It's time to get up, time to go to work, time to do your 80 page report on soybean production in east african countries. It sucks. So why am I writing this? I don't know, just something for all of you to think about. That, and I'm hungary for Chipotle.

Warning, don't read unless you too are mad (and don't mind profanity)

This ticks me off. My mom bithces and yells at me for no reason. I work on school stuff. I try to raise my grades, she complains about me not getting enough exercise. I try to go out and do stuff, now I need to think of my grades. I'm not a good sudent. I'm not a good person. I'm not this, I'm not that. What the fuck do you want? Here's what I want: to be accepted, to do something with ENCOURAGEMENT, not complaint. I want support, not you bullshit. You piss me off, I don't care anymore. I don't want to care anymore. Why should I put myself into work that will be rejected and thrown out by you. I don't give a fuck what you had to deal with, it's not even 1/10000 the amount of bullshit I have to live with. I have to put up with more crap than you could deal with. And then I come tromping home, tired, and wanting to first rest, then work, but FUCK NO! You have no controll, I still think I know more than you! Go work, no, go out, you need fucking exercise you fat bastard, no, stay at home, you need to raise your grades, mother fucker! DIE! Why must you kill me like this? Why must I deal with this? I'm a kid, let me be. I sleep not because I'm tired, but to escape from you, it's the last place you havn't broken into and raped. I hope you are fucking happy.

Sucky People Really Suck

Yeah, stupid title, but they do. Hands down. I mean, they yell, then yell at you for yelling like they do because they don't listen and they are stupidly sucky. I just want school to be over, not only that, but I want to do something interesting. I don't want to be stuck in my house with my mom bitching at me about not doing anything.

What's With All The Matrix Rip-Offs?

I'm watching the trailor to 'The Chronicals of Riddick' and I can't seem to help to think of The Matrix when looking at it. Why do we need another man vs. machine movie where they tie in metaphorical and supernatural elements. Plus the acting is bad.

Bush & Co.-THE RIDE

Yes, in today's news we see tons of the Bush admin, and those against it, trying to scramble to clean up the recent Iraq mess. Not only did Bush get caught with his pants down, but there's shit all over the floor too, and Conda is on the groud getting laid by Bush. Now, I'm not a Bush basher, but dear god, this is INHUMAN what has happened, and not only that, we get a little appology from Bush DAYS after the admin recognized the pictures. I'm sorry, but that's not acceptable. What's with this? I mean, he fucked up BIG. He's the COMMANDER AND CHIEF. HE is THE PRESIDENT. What's the fucking excuse for that? "I didn't know". What bullshit is this? I mean, the guy is THE PRESIDENT. He is THE COMMANDER & CHIEF. But that's not the huge problem now. So what is? The shit pushing. No, it's not Bush's fault, nor is it ANY OTHER person's problem or fault. That's WRONG. We look for LEADERS, not cowards. Then where does he get to stand saying this shouldn't be an election issue. I mean, HE IS SAYING IRAQ AND THE WAR ON TERROR IS THE MAIN FOCUS OF HIS ELECTION CAMPAING, so you can only have your pro-Bush slant, but not the truth? You can have your 'Kerry is bad' bumpber stickers, yet the liberty's taken away by Bush, and the human beings ruined by this problem ISN'T AN ELECTION ISSUE?!!??!

People, please step off to the left while the next election boards to the right, thank you for riding 'Bush & Co.-The Ride'. Please go buy your commemerative on-ride photo!

We have been taken on a ride of pro-Americanism, while all we have gotten is anything but that. We are now more like the USSR than any far right conservative could even imagine the worst liberal become.

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